Video Game Review: Captain Silver (Sega Master System)

I had no idea what this game was because I don’t have a lot of playing experience with the original Sega console, the Master System.

However, I now have access to tons of these games thanks to my RetroPie, a supremely worthwhile investment for anyone into retrogaming.

This is a simple side-scrolling action game where you play a heroic swashbuckler fighting real threats and fantastical ones like lion men wearing fancy clothes.

I went into this blindly so I wasn’t sure what the objective was but you pretty much have to collect letters dropped by defeated enemies and spell out “Captain Silver”. You can do this multiple times per level by walking back and forth but you are also timed and need to reach the end of the stage before the time runs out.

It was fairly fun but the one-hit death kind of sucks and makes the game more challenging than it should be. I didn’t play it to the point of beating it but I got a few stages in.

I tried to beat it on several attempts but after 45 minutes to an hour, I thought I had a good grasp of everything.

The mechanics are decent but the platforming was a bit rough, especially when having to jump from moving object to moving object. Plus, a water fountain killing a swashbuckling hero seems really lame.

Overall, this isn’t a bad game but it’s not great. I thought it looked good and it was amusing for awhile but I’m not sure if it’s anything I’ll play with any sort of regularity.

Rating: 6/10
Pairs well with: other side-scrolling action games of the 8-bit era.

Video Game Review: Dead Angle (Sega Master System)

Dead Angle for the Sega Master System is an okay game for its time.

Basically, it’s a side scrolling shooter where your character is a transparent wire frame with his back to you, similar to the arcade versions of Punch-Out!!

You scroll through each level, shooting gangsters while trying not to get hit.

I found the controls to be really wonky and this isn’t an easy game to play because of that. Maybe it requires a lot more practice but the repetitiveness of the game didn’t really inspire me to put in a lot of hours. I only really played this for twenty minutes before giving up on it.

The game would have benefited from being an actual shooter with a light gun. However, I guess it would’ve had to have found an alternative way of letting the player get damaged. Considering that the Sega Master System had its own light gun, similar to its main competitor Nintendo, I’m surprised that this game didn’t take advantage of that accessory.

Again, this is an okay game but there isn’t much here to keep one’s interest beyond general curiosity.

Rating: 5/10
Pairs well with: The Punisher for the original Nintendo and other side scrolling action shooters.

Video Game Review: ALF (Sega Master System)

This was a disappointment.

I was glad to finally have access to the Sega Master System via a RetroPie machine. When I saw that there was an ALF game for it, I had to power it up and go for the gusto!

To be blunt, this game fucking sucks.

You play as ALF. Initially, I thought I was supposed to pick up cats. Although, I’m not sure if you save them to eat them later or what the deal is. But the game goes deeper than that and the cats don’t seem that important.

You also have to dodge these perverts dressed like Buttons McBoomBoom from C.O.P.S. They are walking around slowly, hands stretched out like they’re trying to grab boobies and if they touch you, you’re instantaneously dead. However, they don’t have to even touch you. They just have to be close. But that makes the mechanics of the game infuriating as you can’t whisk by them or jump over them. It’s like they have ghost tentacles with instant death poison.

Additionally, you get out of the house and take to the streets. The game sort of becomes a side scrolling Frogger in that you have to move around traffic. However, like the perverts, the vehicles don’t have to actually touch you, they just need to be close. So the game becomes even more infuriating.

On the positive side, I thought that the graphics were good for the time. But that’s about the only real positive.

I’d rather eat a whole tray of school lunch pizza than have to play this again.

Rating: 2.25/10
Pairs well with: other poorly crafted and executed 8-bit games based on intellectual properties that were just looking for a quick buck from ’80s and ’90s kids.