Where the first G.I. Joe game for the Nintendo was almost shit, this one actually succeeds at being total shit.
The main reason for this being terrible is that I got stuck at a point really early in the game and couldn’t advance. I’m not sure if it was a glitch but there’s a point in the early level with the space shuttle where I couldn’t get the game to advance.
I tried replaying it, starting over, and I kept getting to that same problem. So fuck this game.
Also, it’s just a rehash of the game we already played except it just adds some new characters to play with. However, the interface and how everything works is stupid and bizarre.
I can only add Joes to my team as I find them in the field? G.I. Joe has like 200 members. You mean to tell me that I can’t just grab three Joes to go on a mission? Especially since the first playable character is General f’n Hawk?!
I also hated the map system that looked like it was ripped off from Bionic Commando or Super Mario Bros. 3. It didn’t need to exist and the game could’ve just had simple levels that went in a simple order like the first game.
I think they were trying to make the game better but their attempts at refining it made it worse.
It’s 2019 now. I’m still waiting for a good G.I. Joe game.
Pairs well with: it’s predecessor, which is mostly just more of the same.