Film Review: Blood Harvest (1987)

Also known as: The Marvelous Mervo (video title), Nightmare (alternate title)
Release Date: 1987 (limited)
Directed by: Bill Rebane
Written by: Frank Kinnikin, Ben Benson, Emil Joseph, Chris Vaalar, William Arthur
Music by: George Daugherty
Cast: Tiny Tim, Itonia Salchek, Lori Minneti, Peter Krause

Shooting Ranch, 90 Minutes

Review:

“A cocktail of vengeance and lust…” – tagline

This was a run of the mill, no budget, slasher film shot in one boring location that isn’t very interesting. Also, this picture is almost completely forgettable. However, there is one thing that makes this a memorable and dare I say it, a notable film. That would be the casting of Tiny Tim as a weirdo fiftysomething that dresses like a clown and just walks into people’s homes uninvited.

Still, this is a pretty awful film that will not resonate in any way with most people. But it is still a neat thing to check out for those of us that like bottom of the barrel horror schlock and cinematic oddities.

Tiny Tim doesn’t make or break the movie but his performance is certainly one to behold. He acts alone in most scenes, as he isn’t good at exchanging lines with other actors. So I guess I have to give the director some props in protecting Tiny Tim and for playing off of his bizarre strengths, which include singy song line delivery, soliloquies and just standing around being a creeper. And I don’t say that to sound insulting to Tiny Tim but he has a strange presence and personality, which is why he works in the role the way it was written and presented.

The rest of the cast is forgettable, although the two ladies in this were pretty hot and Itonia Salchek seemed to be allergic to clothing, which is a condition that I try to be very aware and accepting of.

There is a twist to this too, as you pretty much assume that Tiny Tim is going to be the slasher in this film. I mean, it seems pretty obvious but he’s just a red herring. But also, I guess it’s not a twist, as it becomes real obvious who the killer is way before the reveal happens. I don’t think that this was intentional but shoddy filmmaking, editing and performance give it away prematurely.

Anyway, I didn’t find this film to be a waste of time but most people will most assuredly disagree with me on that.

Rating: 4.75/10
Pairs well with: other lost gems that were featured on The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs. Check the tag in the post header for more.

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